partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country

Always remember; if you don’t see change now, stopping won’t make it appear anytime sooner.

slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris